Ok. So I have to share this funny run-in I had with the Chinese guy who cleaned my table at my favorite Buffet joint today... If you know me, then you know how much I like messing with strangers.... So this (Chinese) guy comes to my table and said, hola, senior. I reply hey. He starts talking to me in Spanish. In his mid sentence, I said, Dude, I dont speak Spanish. He says in broken English, Really? You look Spanish. I corrected him and said, You mean Hispanic, and no Im not. A moment of silence as I can see hes trying to figure this one out and what to say next. With a big smile, he says, With your look, (motions to my bald head, goat tee and tattoos) you look like a Mexican Luchidores!!! I quickly say, Dude, thats racial profiling AND incorrect grammar. Its just Luchidores... Hes now fully committed to the conversation but obviously confused.. I then said, Thats like me saying you look like a Japanese Ninja... He sternly replies, IM NOT JAPANESE, IM CHINESE COOK!!! Smiling and getting up to leave, I calmly said, My point, exactly... I did leave a better tip than usual after that..
Posted on: Fri, 08 Aug 2014 23:56:03 +0000
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