Ok fellas...since women are a visual lie (makeup, bra, heels, fingernails, hair extensions, etc), Ive come up with a range of illusion-ary enhancement products for men thatll help us with our subterfuge and physical veneer. Among these ground-breaking products are: The Heightener (makes you 4-6 inches taller), The Bigfoot (gives you bigger feet, because you know what they say about men with big feet!), Calf Implants (for the dude with skinny legs), The Elongator (do I REALLY need to explain that one?), The Ab-inator (gives you the abs of Paul Walker, Tyrese Gibson and those dudes from the movie 300), The Blowup Bicep (flex homie, FLEX!), The Peck Perker Upper (you cant have all those abs with a flabby chest!), Duncan Hines Butt Pads (for some odd reason women like lookin at our butts too....this will also double as a device to keep your pants from sagging) and last but not least Crayola Hair-ola Hairline Replacement Crayons (because you havent had a forehead in a while). If you purchase ALL of these items you get a complimentary wallet full of 100 1s (1 dollar bills to complete the illusion) Get your Man Upgrade Package and start fooling them like they fool us......TODAY!!!! (Results may vary, overwhelming response is not typical with all women, may cause over confidence and cocky-ness in most guys. Try not to wear all products at once.)
Posted on: Sat, 02 Nov 2013 05:25:53 +0000
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