Ok so i want to know if im wearing a sign that says" HEY FANATIC COME UP AND HARASS ME" no im not i just happen to be wearing a nose ring today. So at the supermarket im about to get in my truck with my bell peppers when this lobotomized wightbread gumby with a brylcream hairdo and a clip on bow tie with his fundy zombie wife and six master race aryen children who litterally look like a string of paper dolls from the lab of Dr Mengale walks up to me and wants to know if i know what a bad example i am to his children. I looked at him the way i look at the JWs on my doorstep at 8 am on a sunday and asked him very directly what the FU#K he was talking about. I responded harshly because it was clear that he was trying to put on a show for his DNA depository and his spawn. He looked at me in shock and told me that my nose ring and tattoos were an abomination towards christ and affront to the traditional family and promoted unnatural behavior . and that i should repent my sins and live a more wholesome life especially if i was going to be in public. I looked at him and asked him what the fuc# happend to all that judg not shi# and what the hell he thought he was doing confronting me. he told me it was his role as a prayer warrior for christ.I kid you not he said that. I told him That i was a warrior for Odin and that he might want to get away from my truck befor i called 911 and reported him for harrasing me( See i tried to be nice) He then began to spout bible versus while his wife smiled and beamed like she was about to wash the feet of christ with her hair and her kids seemed to be eating it up. I was at a point of realizeing what a great story this was going to make but i had to get home so i told him that if his kids turned into perverts and criminals with no desire to be a brainwashed zombie coc#sucker like there dad then it was clearly something he did and not my fault. and maybe he should stop molesting his kids. at this point they all got quiet and backed off. The machete in the truck did not come into play but he could see it on the truck floor and probably realized that he had bitten off more then he could chew. i then screamed at him to get his effing kids out from behind my truck imideatlty or i call 911 and report him for child endangerment. They all backed the hell off. What is wrong with people. I have run into this a lot lately. Even when i look perfectly normal. everyone needs to cool it. we are not in the end times. we are not faceing an imminenet second comeing or a rapture. You dont really get a toaster oven for meeting your christian conversion quota. This was an act of pure fanatasism. Sure he was probably an isollated extreme but still it makes you worry.
Posted on: Sat, 21 Sep 2013 00:34:33 +0000
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