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Ok so this may be a lil too much information for some, but this is the little shit that can ruin your day: 1. While having a guy moment & deciding to relieve some pent up stress, I managed to shoot a giant ball of man butter directly to my left eye. After trying to get it off hair, eyebrow, & eye socket, my eye is now red and irritated as hell. 2. After said incident above happened, I go to light my cigarette. Apparently I was not thinking clearly and put the hot metal top of the lighter to my mouth, scorching the ever so sensitive lips. 3. Jockstraps and jeans dont work when u have a lil ass. Walking I felt a sudden breeze and realized my pants are sagging and my ass crack and cheeks are exposed to the world. #herestoabetterendoftheday
Posted on: Mon, 22 Sep 2014 00:36:47 +0000

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