Ok so today in some of my accountability groups I decided to do a fun exercise and make people giggle :) We succeeded lol. NOW I need you to VOTE for the funniest moment! Whoever said it wins a prize!! (They will remain anonymous to protect their identities :) 1) I used to think that when geese flew south they really went south... to the south pole.. Obviously I never thought about that thought before it slipped outta my mouth.. I now know that when geese leave for the winter it is NOT to go to the south pole. 2) Actually, last week my friend was talking about getting a coffee around 8 pm but she was going to have decaf because of the time.. I didnt get it and asked why the time matters if you get a back coffee.... I didnt know decaf meant a coffee with no caffeine. I thought it meant a black coffee. 3) We were looking at houses and a grabbed a brochure and I was reading it outloud and then I couldnt figure out a word so I started trying to read it like a first grader and I was like, sheeeeetttrrrroooccccck? What is that? My husband was like, do you mean sheetrock? You know that stuff they put on walls? And youre the one starting a Masters program.. Right. I knew that. 4) I asked my ex husband what time midnight mass started. 5) I asked my Husband if it was possible to walk to the end of the Earth and jump off. He replied with you do know the Earth is round and not flat, right?. Of course, but it made sense to me! 6) When I was a kid I thought Merge was a really famous old lady that people always wanted to meet. So they put up signs to let people know she wasnt there....Merge Left. 7) when I was in high school I was told the bails of hay rolled up in the field would shrink in the sun and make shredded wheat. Yup I fell for it lol 8) When I was in my 20s I was at a bar near my law school. A guy I went to school with had me believing he was his twin brother but he didnt actually have one ! He kept changing his shirt and coming to me to talk about his brother. Then he would change back. He had all his friends in the bar play along too. I fell for it. Yup, I am blonde. 9) one time I asked my husband if cows from other countries moo with an accent. I.E...Do french cows sound different than american cows? Not like Le Moo or anything...but DIFFERENT. He laughed for about ten minutes. I still think animals sound different in other countries. I have a bunch of these. 10) I used to think that if you followed the Park & Ride sign it would lead to a fun filled day at an amusement park. Oh I have tons of these moments recorded in history! 11) So we were never a big sports family but I had a cousin who was really into baseball so I thought I knew enough to get by. One year during the world series I was sitting in a bar with a friend of mine and, trying to show off, I said I knew quite a bit about baseball but I didnt know why they had two leagues. Then I said, Wouldnt it be a great idea if they like, got the BEST team from the American League and the BEST team from the National League and made them play each other? Cue the entire bar being silenced and my friend says, Yeah...thats kinda what the World Series is... Did I mention that this was DURING the World Series? Yeah. 12) There was a news story of a man sent to the hospital after a crane accident and I said How could a bird do THAT to a car? Duh..it was a machine crane..not a bird, dummy! 13) My maiden name is Shephard. I grew up in the 70s, casserole era, in a church that hosted a lot of of potluck suppers. My moms signature dish, Hamburger pie. Ground beef layer, French green bean layer, mashed potato layer. People would comment that they were happy she brought Shephards Pie. Imagine my horror when Im standing in line at the dining hall in college and see Shepherds Pie, on the menu. Wait a minute... You mean to tell me... Its *really* called Shepherds Pie and it has *nothing* to do with my mom and her Hamburger Pie casserole?? 14) I had a clogged drain in my bathroom sink a few years ago. The bottle of Draino said run HOT water down the drain before pouring the Draino down. I figure the hotter, the better... Right??? So I proceeded to go to the kitchen and BOIL water to pour down the drain because it takes forever for my water to get hot from the sink faucet. NOTE TO SELF: BOILING WATER WILL CRACK YOUR PORCELAIN SINK!!! yup!! I poured boiling hot water down the drain alright... Including down the sink (because- hello!- that will definately kill 2 birds with 1 stone and make my sink basin really clean!).... Insert TEARS!!! A crack from the top of my sink to the drain occurred immediately! 15) I used to think that 89 octane gas was made in 1989 and I asked my husband how come we never run out....YUP YUP I did. (That was me lol...cant vote for this one) READY...Cast your votes now :) #GottaLaugh #FunnyStuff
Posted on: Thu, 25 Sep 2014 23:19:02 +0000
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