Okay. To all my friends without babies, just so you know the glamorous life as a mom, and to all my mom friends that have already dealt with this. Preface to this story - your life involves lots of poop when you become a parent. So Elliot leave for the evening, and five minutes later Ember has an accident in her panties. No big deal I think. Its just pee. Wrong! She has pooped all on the carpet and I am taking her to the potty with poop coming out without me realizing it. So now I have poop on my feet. I sit her down and go to clean everything up. She gets up without me seeing her and walks around so now there is poop all over the bathroom floor. I stick her in the tub. I try to turn in the sprayer but the water is turned off. So I am working on turning it back on, when Ember and Arrow simultaneously start crying. I spray her down and turn on the bathtub water. It comes out orange because the community water has been shut off. I am now trying to get her out of the tub while we both step in poop. Needless to say I am bleaching the bathroom tonight and Ember is finally clean. I did all this with Arrow in my arms because he was hysterically crying. I. Am. Glamorous.
Posted on: Fri, 06 Jun 2014 23:29:25 +0000
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