Okay, so I usually don’t take requests because I’m way too uncool to be a DJ, but since so many of you have asked for this one I’ll make an exception. And besides, look at it just sitting there daring me to. So here we go. A few things I think about the iPotty. 1. Yes, the iPotty. Although I kind of think a more appropriate name might be iPoopoo or iPeePee or iTooLazyToPottyTrainMyKid 2. WTF? Seriously? Have we seriously gotten to the point that we can’t just plop our kids onto a regular F’ing toilet? Can I state the obvious here? If you really want to let your kid play the iPad while they’re taking a crap (which is totally okay to do sometimes) why don’t you just put them on a toilet and hand them the iPad? And if you’ve got $40 extra bucks to spend on an F’ing music stand for the shitter, please give me some money. 3. Helllllo, screen covered in fecal matter! I’d rather lick the remote control in a Motel 6 than this thing. 4. The goal of potty training is to teach your kid to go when they have to, not to let them sit over a hole all day long until something falls out. 5. I’d like to know if there are any studies that show the effects of this thing on a child. What happens to a kid who plays Angry Birds every time he takes a dump? Like later in life if he’s walking through a park and a bird flies overhead does he immediately feel a little turtlehead popping out? 6. Who needs fiber when you’ve got itunes to motivate ya?! Ahhh push it, push it good, ahhh push it, p-push it real good. I smell a new playlist. Workout playlist. Party playlist. Pooper playlist. 7. What if you’re all done going but you’re still in the middle of a really good game? Do you pause it and get off or do you take one for the team and sit there until you get ring around the tushie and a giant hemroid (spelled the way I think it should be spelled)? 8. ME: Hey kiddo, want to do Facetime with Grandma. Yo Grams, don’t mind the grunting noises. GRANDMA: (in a funny old person voice) Facetime? More like penis-in-your-facetime. Don’t miss the hilarious reviews people have left, you know, just for shits and giggles!!
Posted on: Sat, 29 Nov 2014 01:45:00 +0000
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