Okay, so here was my little conflict this morning. By the time I made it to the bus stop I had to go to the bathroom IN THE WORST POSSIBLE WAY. I kept telling myself as I rode the bus to the ATC Im in control, Im in control. I clutched at the bus rail in front of me in the midst of an internal frenzy on the verge of spinning completely out of control. I made it to the ATC and thanked the sweet Lord. I then realized that BOTH BATHROOMS WERE LOCKED. I waited as the brutal moments clicked away until the womens became available. Yeah, thats right. I took a dump in the ladies room. When I rushed out there was a gathering of incredulous latinas who were none too pleased. What would you have done in this situation? If you would have waited to use the mens room I will reach my hand through facebook and slap the shit out of you.
Posted on: Fri, 08 Nov 2013 12:00:21 +0000