Okay, you are going to love this! So Im somewhere in East TX hell heading back to the promise land (OKC). I pull over to the Golden Arches to get a drink and take care of business. As Im walking back to my car I notice a lady standing at the back of a station wagon and she appears to be changing a diaper. However, something didnt look right. Something fishy was going on ( no, not the smell of the diaper you sickos) so my morbid curiosity required me to take a closer look. So I walk over and notice this kid is like 8 years old and has crapped his pants and his momma is cleaning him up right there in front of the world like he is a little baby. I havent seen that much crap in somebodies pants since Stephanie Harris/Bakers house 5 years ago lol. The lady turns around and asked can I help you I said no. Im good, is everything okay over here? And she says we had a little accident over here and I said yes we did and began to walk back to my rental car. I sat in my car and there are two kids in the back seat. Im like what the hell is going on here. Next thing I know a man is getting in my passenger seat and there is a man standing outside the driver door. The man in the passenger seat said can I help you? Thats when it hit me! I was in the wrong car! I started laughing so hard and apologized and stumbled over to my car cracking up so bad I could hardly walk. Little johnies poopcident obviously had me rattled. So I get in the actual car I drove up in and wave goodbye to little johny and his 7 brothers and sisters. I love road trips-you never know what you are going to see.
Posted on: Sun, 28 Sep 2014 18:49:22 +0000
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