Old black man at work comes in. him: you like good weed me: what him: you like good weed me: Im in the process of becoming a corrections officer him: oh dang girl my bad, so you gonna let me take you out me: no him: you gotta boyfriend me: yes him: he dont have to know me: has that ever worked for you? him: uh what you mean? me: he dont have to know, has that ever worked for you? him: I get all da best ladies but Ill see ya later. he leaves, Im not really in the process of becoming an officer enter scene 2- a lady runs in screaming her: SUMTHAN JUS FLEW IN MY EYE she is staring at me, she has a lazy eye and of course thats the one she is talking about. She also has a mustache and teeth like a crackhead. her: U LOOK IN MY EYE AND TELL ME IF THERE IS SUMTHAN IN THERE I dont glance at it me: I dont see anything. her: U SURE CUS SUMTHAN FLEW IN THERE WHEN I OPENED DA DOOR me: Im sure her: dis means I get my coffee fo free now, right? she makes a coffee. I charge her. she stumbles out, angry because I charged her. enter scene 3- a very old white man waltzes in and begins a typical old white man story, but soon it takes on a remarkable twist. basically he tells me that hes a sugar daddy and offers his services to me. WHAT IS TODAY AND WHY DO I WORK.
Posted on: Sat, 12 Jul 2014 02:48:14 +0000
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