Ollie: Isnt she pretty, mama? The mama: You texted me a picture of a chicken in a ... Ollie: Princess makeover! She had a princes makeover! This is Asta...one of Cluckleys ladies! The mama: Cluckleys ladies? Cluckley has a chicken? Ollie: He has four chickens! The mama: He has four....wait...Princess makeover? Ollie: We stopped at Disney World after pancakes. The mama: You .... stopped and Disney World to GET PRINCESS MAKEOVERS FOR CHICKENS!!! Ollie: And Ally. The mama: Ally?!?!?! Ollie: And Cluckley had a Prince Charming makeover! The mama: Im gonna shoot me a chicken. Ollie: Hes a rooster mama! And no shooting! Cousin Bootie already tried to shoot us yesterday. The mama: Cousin...BOOTIE???? Shoot you??? Ollie: Its OK mama! Looney saved us by FARTING in Cousin Booties face. The mama: Looney...farted in Cousin Booties face and saved you? Ollie: YEA! So we OWED him, mama! And he wanted to stop at Disney World! The mama: Did Looney get a Princess makeover? Ollie: Oh, NO mama! He wanted to see the Arribas brothers store! The mama: The store with all the BLOWN GLASS???? Ollie: Yea...it was very pretty in there.... The mama: WAS??? Ollie: Yea. We should have given Looney some GasX before we went there. The mama: HOW MUCH DID HE BREAK??? Ollie: Just a big glass bowl and a carriage. Here! I texted pictures of what they looked like before the farts! The mama: HOW MUCH DID THEY COST???? Ollie: And here is a picture of Pearl! Isnt she pretty? The mama: ARG!
Posted on: Sun, 19 Oct 2014 05:02:52 +0000
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