On day 3 of The Gratitude Odyssey, I am thankful for: 1) all of my friends, cuz without them I would have no friends. Well, except for my imaginary ones. But theyve been pissin me off lately. I swear one of them picked all the marshmallows out of my new box of Lucky Charms; 2) Michael Bolton. His music soothes my soul. His sound lifts my spirits. His very existence is a gift we ALL should be grateful for; 3) for the government. I often wonder what charity I should donate some of my millions to. Instead of the anguish of having to choose, the government just takes it from me without asking, saving me from the guilt of picking Ducks Unlimited over UNICEF. For these things, I pronounce my gratitude!
Posted on: Fri, 15 Aug 2014 00:11:00 +0000
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