On my way to work this morning I decide to stop at a convenience store for a couple of random cant live without items...I am the 3rd person in line and at the register checking out is a rather large woman that is squozzzzze into a really small dress and some ridiculously high platform heels.....as she completes her transaction she starts toward the door and the SHOW begins....her ankle just couldnt handle the strain and she starts to weeble wobble and then it turned into a full blown, arms flailing stumble toward the door....just as she reaches for the door to break her fall the automatic door gracefully slides open and she goes flying....taking out a small child on her way to the ground....Apparently the seams on her dress were not rated for that kind of impact and one of them gave up the fight..at this point the entire store is in stunned silence...not one of us moved, except for the mother of the little boy that was unexpectedly part of this hot mess of a show....OK ladies if you wear shoes that have you walking like a truck driver in steel toe work boots or a new born calf....It may be time to reevaluate your choice of footwear. We all have limitations....know yours and stick within the boundaries of those limits...When the show concluded the lady had skinned knees, torn fishnets, a ripped dress, not to mention Im fairly certain her ego was quite damaged....all for the love of some hideous shoes!!! #LAUGHEDALLTHEWAYTOWORK #IKNOWIMEVIL
Posted on: Fri, 24 Oct 2014 12:45:39 +0000
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