On the last post about Phone solicitors, Hazel McGillivray said Hand the phone to your toddler, and tell her its Santa. LOL With that being said I wanted to show her one of my short writings, a true story I find humor in. I think you may like it too. - My 4 yr old child and the phone Solicitor We have all heard the prank calls to the phone solicitors. I have another. This was pulled off by none other but my child! One day the phone rang. Baby said Well arent you gonna get it? No. I replied. Well why not? asked Baby I seen the caller ID. It is a phone solicitor. I replied. Can I get it? She asked. Um, Sure but I dont wanta talk. I said. Hello. Baby answered Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. I hear only her end of the conversation. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You sure do talk a lot! Let me ask you sumpin. How do you breath? (I am trying hard not to laugh out loud ) You are so busy yacking that you dont even know that you are talking to a kid. ( Again, I am trying hard not to laugh out loud ) I know you want money. I am a kid! I dont have any money. Momma do. And she said she shares with me. But it is not ours. It is all hers. (Omg I cant breath! ) Hey! Hey! Listen to this. (she started farting with her armpit) Did you hear that? (I am almost in the floor, in tears from laughing quietly.) I did that! Did you like it? No. No. No. Cause she doesnt want to talk to you. (he he) I will talk to ya though! (Then she starts farting with her arm pit again.) You like that? Hey! Hey! Hey! Wants some more? Hey! Hey! Hey! Um, no. I will not. She doesnt want to. (More armpit fart noises.) HEY! HEY! HEY! You still here!? Why are you still here?! When you annoy my momma she just hangs up on you! (LMAO! here! ) Baby looks at me. He finally hung up. Geesh they dont know when to stop do they Momma? Love that kid! __________
Posted on: Thu, 22 Jan 2015 23:00:01 +0000
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