Once upon a time Count Vlah was quite the teenage heartbreaker... when Prom came along Count Vlah had so many dates to choose from, he decided to just put on a tuxedo and stay at home with his mother and her Very special lemon chicken for handsome young vampire boys who are very special... so that he wouldnt have to disappoint any of those pretty girls who all wanted to dance with him and be crowned prom king and queen with him and get high fives in the hallways from the popular kids and most definitely not ever get spit on and called Teeth Boy. Of course if Count Vlah would have thought of it, he could have invited a few of those prospective dates to his house where he would woo them by performing lobotomies on them with power drills and boiling water. But alas, that ship has sailed! And instead Count Vlah has only The Loved Ones to live vicariously through! Its a lot like your High School yearbook... many times its hard to look at, and it may make you question the choices youve previously made in life... like why you decided to watch such a brutal disturber like The Loved Ones before you went to sleep! But just like high school, we are all better off for the experience... Even if were permanently changed by the end of it! Count Vlah votes for The Loved Ones as most likely to succeed! K.I.T. https://youtube/watch?v=olB5Wrg8Sxc
Posted on: Mon, 06 Oct 2014 04:34:36 +0000
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