Once upon a time I was married... He snored so incredibly bad. Like that awful tongue gargling, nose whistling, baritone snore.... Being that I was taking care of babies the first half of my 20s... and working full time... I NEEEEEEEDED sleep. At first Id nudge him to get him to stop for a second... waking him was last resort.. He was like a 65 toddler with a wet diaper when you woke him up.... So Id put a pillow between us to block the sound waves... then Id put a pillow slightly over his face to muffle the ear bleeding gargles... by the time Id finally get to sleep.... hed come barrelling outta a MOUND of blankets, pillows, shirts, couch cushions and fluffy animals... gasping for air... followed by some curse words and a shove in the back GODDAMNIT LACEY STOP DOING THAT SHIT! cant believe I was the one that filed for divorce instead of him. L. O. L.
Posted on: Tue, 15 Jul 2014 03:27:28 +0000
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