😜😜 One Line Humor... [1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. [2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. [3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! [4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash. [5] A childs greatest period of growth is the month after youve purchased new school uniforms. [6] Dont feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. [7] Dont marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, youll regret it later. [8] You cant buy love, but you pay heavily for it. [9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. [10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. [11] Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. [12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit Im wrong and she agrees with me. [13] Those who cant laugh at themselves leave the job to others. [14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. [15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. [16] Youre getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them. [17] It doesnt matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. [18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books. [19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. [20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something [21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak! [22] Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come. [23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? Its a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! [24] Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. [25] Its funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. Its like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. [26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. [27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it. जब हम किसी के हमदर्द बनते हैं तब दर्द हमसे और हम दर्द से जुदा हो जाते हैं.😊😊
Posted on: Tue, 12 Aug 2014 05:57:19 +0000
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