One Liners This country is great. It’s the only place where you can borrow money for a down payment, get a 1st and 2nd mortgage and call yourself a homeowner. Sign next to FSBO: We shoot every third agent and the 2nd one just left. My realtor sold me a two story house- one story before the sale, another after. This house is 5 minutes from shopping … if you have an airplane. Home sickness is what you feel every month when the mortgage is due. If you want to know exactly where the property line is, just watch the neighbor cut the grass. Realtor sign–We have “lots” to be thankful for. The dream of the older generation was to pay off a mortgage. The dream of today’s young families is to get one. If you owe the bank $100, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem. They have an all-electric home. Everything in it has been charged. “I found happiness in my own back yard, but my neighbor claims it is on his side of the property line.” Real Estate Agent Ad: “If we don’t sell your house within two weeks, we will gladly refund every cent you have not paid us yet.” - See more at: capropertyfinder/real-estate-jokes-pictures-comics-cartoons-humor-one-liners/#sthash.SVsXJCo6.dpuf
Posted on: Wed, 10 Jul 2013 17:26:13 +0000
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