One day a blonde is sitting on a plane next to one of those annoying, pushy businessmen. He asks her if she would like to play a game. She politely declines, but the man explains the game to her anyway. He says, It goes like this: I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong you will give me $5, and vice-versa. She says no again, and tries to fall asleep. The man tries harder, saying, Aw, come on. Ill give you $50 for each question. Or how about $500? At that number, the blonde agrees. The businessman explains again, If you get my question wrong you give me $5. And when you ask the question, and I get it wrong, I will pay you $500. Got it, she replies. He asks, Who was the sixth president? She admits she doesnt know and gives him $5. Now its her turn, and she says, What has purple legs, five arms and only two yellow teeth? The businessman doesnt know - he uses his laptop, checks the Internet, e-mails his friends. No one knows the answer. So he gives her $500.00. Then, as theyre landing he asks her, What was that thing anyway? She thinks a few minutes, hands him $5 and walks off the plane.
Posted on: Sat, 16 Nov 2013 13:17:07 +0000
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