One day a golfer accidentally overturned his buggy. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, Are you okay, whats your name? Its John, and Im OK thanks, he replied. John forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and Ill help you get the buggy up later. Thats mighty nice of you, John answered, but I dont think my wife would like it. Oh, come on, Elizabeth insisted. She was very pretty and persuasive. Well okay, John finally agreed, and added, but my wife wont like it. After a restorative brandy, and some driving and putting lessons, John thanked his host. I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset. Dont be silly! Elizabeth said with a smile , She wont know anything. By the way, where is she? Under the buggy! he explained.
Posted on: Wed, 22 Jan 2014 10:29:42 +0000