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One day at kindergarden a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds,Ill give $10 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived. A little Irish boy put his hand up and said, It was St. Patrick. The teacher said, Sorry, Sean, thats not correct. Then a little Scotish boy put his hand up and said, It was St. Andrew The teacher replied, Im sorry, Hamish, thats not right either Finally, a little Jewish boy raised his hand and said, It was Jesus Christ. The teacher said, Thats absolutely right, Marvin. Come up here and Ill give you the $10. As the teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, You know, Marvin, since you are Jewish< I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ. Marvin replied, Yeah, in my heart, I knew it was Moses, but business is business
Posted on: Tue, 28 Jan 2014 14:47:12 +0000

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