One day our Prime Minister walked into a branch of a bank to cash a cheque. Prime Minister: As he approached the cashier he said Good morning , could you please cash this cheque for me? Cashier: It would be my pleasure Sir. Could you please show me your ID? Prime Minister: Well I did not bring my ID with me as I didnt think there was any need to - I am the Prime Minister!!! Cashier: I’m sorry, but with all the regulations, monitoring, of the banks because of impostors and forgers, etc. I must insist on proof of identity. Prime Minister: Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am. Cashier: I am sorry Prime Minister but these are the bank rules and I must follow them. Prime Minister: I need this cheque cashed. Cashier: Perhaps there’s another way: One day Waseem Akram came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Waseem Akram he bowled an old ball and with the reverse swing hit a single stump at the back yard of the branch. With that we knew him to be Waseem Akram and cashed his cheque. Another time, Afridi came in without ID. He pulled out his cricket bat and made a fabulous shot where the cricket ball landed three blocks from the bank. With that spectacular shot we cashed his cheque. So sir, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the Prime Minister? Nawaz Shaif stood there thinking and finally says: Honestly, I cant think of a single thing Im good at. Cashier: Sir, You have made it. Please collect your cash. Should that be large or small notes, Mr. Prime Minister?
Posted on: Mon, 17 Nov 2014 08:06:27 +0000
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