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One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Mary suddenly jumped in. She sunk to the bottom and stayed there. Jim promptly jumped in to save her. He swam to the bottom and pulled Mary out. When the medical director became aware of Jims heroic act he immediately ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered him to be mentally stable.He went to tell Jim the news. Jim, I have good news and the bad one. The good news is that youre being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think youve regained your senses. The bad news is, Mary, the patient you saved, hung herself with her dressing gown belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but shes dead. Jim replied, She didnt hang herself, I put her there to dry. #Nigeria #Jokes
Posted on: Wed, 28 May 2014 09:24:34 +0000

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