One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful, - TopicsExpress



          

One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly, When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately. Now why would you want me to do something like that? she asked. I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry and I dont want some other azzhole using my stuff. She looked at me intently and said: What makes you think Id marry another azzhole?
Posted on: Fri, 14 Nov 2014 21:25:55 +0000

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