One morning at a doctors office a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him... -OK, what happened to your back? The patient replies I work for a local night club.This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself very fast. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him,.... That’s how I strained my back. . . . The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you? He replied, You know I have been unemployed for a while now. Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you wont believe it ....a fridge fell on me. . . . The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two Patients do..!! The doctor is shocked. Again asks, What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....? Well I was sitting in a fridge and some one threw it from the 3rd floor haha..hope this wont mek u choke on ur lunch
Posted on: Thu, 31 Jul 2014 09:51:03 +0000
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