One of my dads favorite jokes for your reading pleasure lol :) The Toothbrush Salesman A man walks into a toothbrush factory, and tells the owner...Id like ta hath a job telling tootbrushes. The owner looks at him and replies...I dont know if you are aware of it or not, but you have a serious speech impediment, and I dont see how you would be an effective salesman for this company. The man says Pleath Just gib me a thance and Ill tho you whut I can do. The owner, thinking that he will get rid of him, tells him...go to a salesmans school, graduate, and Ill give you a job A year later, the same man walks into the toothbrush factory, this time carrying a framed diploma, and declaring...Im theer about tha job The owner being a man of his word, gives him a job, He tells the new salesman that their best salesmen sell between 5 to 7 thousand toothbrushes a week. The new salesman shows up the next week and sits dejectedly in the owners office, as the owner asks...how many toothbrushes did you sell?. The new salesman replies...I told teven tootbrushes. The owner tells him if all he can sell is seven toothbrushes, then he will have to let him go.The new salesman pleads... Pleath Just gib me a thance and Ill tho you whut I can do. The owner tells him that he will give him one more week. The new salesman shows up the next week and sits in the owners office, as the owner asks...how many toothbrushes did you sell?. The new salesman replies...I told thirtween thousand tootbrushes. The owners mouth drops, and he declares..thats a new company record!!!, How did you sell that many toothbrushes? The new salesman tells him..come outt to tha air pirt and Ill tho ya ma thetup The owner arrives at the airport and sees that the salesman has a big welcome sign, a big stack of toothbrushes, a big bowl of potato chips, and a big bowl of dip. The owner says...I still dont see how you sold that man toothbrushes. The salesman tell him twy a potato thip. the owner takes a potato chip, dips it, and takes a big bite. He immediately spits it out saying...this tastes like shit! New salesman replys...ya it tis, wanna buy a tootbrush
Posted on: Mon, 11 Nov 2013 23:33:24 +0000
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