One of my favorite things in all of life is to call out people who order water, yet get a soft drink. They are thieves and should be told their theft is not appreciated. Heres the scene from just a bit ago: Five college guys walk in. They all have an accent so I suppose they are foreign. Two guys immediately sit down and dont order. The next two order and the proceed to press the brew on my tea machine causing it to start pouring out extremely hot water all over my counter. Once Ive stopped the flood, I take the next guys order, who gets a sandwich and a water. While making his sandwich, not more than 4 feet from the drink machine, he immediately gets a mello yellow with no hesitation. He then heads back to his buddies to sit down. I finish his sandwich and take it to his table. Me: Heres your sandwich, and thats not water, and you ordered water. Him: I couldnt find the water. Me: So you didnt think to ask, you just got something you didnt pay for? His buddy: Hes drunk and you shouldnt argue with a drunk man or you might get in a fight and lose. Me: Man, Im American, do you know how many guns Im carrying right now. His buddy: How much do we owe you?
Posted on: Sun, 28 Sep 2014 03:18:48 +0000
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