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One time In 5th grade, during lunch, I pooped my pants (a lot) and had to slowly waddle to the bathroom where I cautiously took off my underwear and hid them in the garbage. I was so scared I would be caught and become the laughing stock of the school, (5th graders are mean!) that I spent at least an hour in the bathroom stall, luckily escaping capture. This same day was when I also learned how to walk while free-ballin, so that with every step I took, the sensitive tip of my penis wouldnt get scraped up against the hard, rough, unforgiving denim jeans of the 80s, that they innocently called LEE! #TBT #iwishiwaskidding
Posted on: Thu, 03 Apr 2014 19:46:06 +0000

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