Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Einstein (1872).He who says nothing last forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Isaac Newton (1904).He who fully unwraps a sharwama before eating it cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864).Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything - Martin Luther King Jr. (1900).Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member - William Shakespeare (1788).Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria school - Lord Lugard (1904).He who refuses to classify Agege bread n Akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Nelson mandela (1931).Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder....obasanjo (1999). Drinking Garri doesnt mean youre poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty- Queen Elizabeth (1893).He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry- (Sir Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe 1947). Nigeria was never on the map when God said LET THERE BE LIGHT -Buhari 1980. Anyone who puts stew on jollof rice has trust issues. Fela Kuti (1979).No mata how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam. -Goodluck Jonathan (2013).Anyone that reads this without laughing, that person is looking for a job - try immigration. Courtesy MIJ
Posted on: Fri, 21 Mar 2014 07:59:49 +0000
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