Only my husband could come up with this scenario after our discussion of me being in Court today with Willard. Me: Judge Redd had a hearing across the street in the Courthouse so he was late. By the time he got there I had to go potty bad. Randy: Well you should have just gone potty. Me: I couldnt go potty because they dont have a potty at the District Court room, I would have had to go across the street to the Courthouse. Randy: Across the street??? Me: Yes. Randy: Well that could really dangerous couldnt it? Me: Why? Randy: Well you go running out of the courtroom to go across the street to potty. Your in a hurry because you have to go really bad and you run in front of a car. Car hits you and you go potty on yourself. They call an ambulance to come and get you but when the paramedics get there you have pottied on yourself. First thing they see is that you have pottied on yourself. Immediately they say not my job, call a CNA. By the time a CNA got there you could have died from your injuries. At the very least you would have never made it back to the Courtroom before the case was called. The Judge would have thought you just didnt show up and sworn out a warrant for your for whatever it is that they arrest you for when you dont come to Court. Then you would have had an armed guard staying in your hospital room until they could arrest you and take you to jail. Then I would have to come and bail you out. I dont think Dave Ramsey would be happy with that type of spending of money. Only my husband.
Posted on: Fri, 15 Aug 2014 01:36:43 +0000
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