Only real Jamaicans call the entire leg, foot, and the entire arm, hand. Only real Jamaicans put crazy baby powder pon dem pickney neck after dem bathe dem! fresh wi seh! Only real Jamaicans say headtop, footbottom, neckback. Only real Jamaicans live in another country for 50 years and never lose their accent. Only real Jamaicans will say that gas is the reason for any pain and tea is the cure. mi foot ah hot me!, drink tea... ah gyas. Only real Jamaicans turn up to a party at 1a.m an know seh it a done 2a.m an den cuss bout wah kinda *rude word* dat?, an dem jus reach. Only Real Jamaicans have friends weh name BIGGZ POOCHIE BROWN MAN MR CHIN MACHIZ BLACKSDRIVER JUICEY CREAMY etc Only real Jamaicans rub white rum while sick instead of vicks. Only real Jamaicans can have phone conversations with sound effects like... Ehheeeeeh, mhhm, ehhh!, yuh too lie! awoah. Only real Jamaicans know that soon come means anything but. Only real Jamaicans know that foreign is just one country.... maybe two. Only real Jamaicans call pomegranate, ponganot. Only real Jamaicans are NEVER done talking when we say, mi done taak! Only real Jamaicans Put it pon youchube. Only real Jamaicans Alphabet --Hay, B, C, D, He, Hef, Gee, Hayitch, Hi, J, K , Hel, Hem, Hen, Ho, Pe, Q, Har, Hes, T, Hugh, V,W, Hex, Hwhy, Zed. Only real Jamaicans have a birth cefiticket. Only real Jamaicans watch flim. Only real Jamaicans express sympathy with the word hush. Share this if youre a real .......a Jamaican.
Posted on: Mon, 29 Dec 2014 02:09:00 +0000
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