Only real Nigerians: 1. Check the expiry date of gala after eating it. 2. Go to church wit extension and bb charger (charging in His presence) 3. Update on BBM about to cross get hit by a car and still update dying tinz 4. Say an opening prayer at a night club. 5. Go to a supermarket, buy a bottle of coke and spend 30 minutes snapping wit champagne bottles. 6. Wear sunshades at night. 7. Wear complete rainbow colours like its rag day and call it colour blonding. 8. Count money after withdrawing from an ATM (we trust no one, not even machines) 9. Wear head warmer at 45 degrees Celsius. 10. Call a fat Hausa man Alhaji and a thin one Aboki. 11. Travel to china for 2 days and come back with a British accent. 12. Go to an eatery and buy bottled water just to watch a soccer match. Are you a real Nigerian? Im a full blooded... Nigerian and Im proud to be One!
Posted on: Fri, 18 Apr 2014 13:00:00 +0000
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