Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land. Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land. Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.... I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1) for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I knew how to drive a truck..... Folks, were screwed.
Posted on: Mon, 18 Nov 2013 00:39:07 +0000
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