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POST OF THE YEAR (y) WOW (y) Boom,I said so sanamabish wrote: Ngithi: Let the spirit of Boom Vibe Live ¤Bona mothonyana during a robbery in Gauteng,the bank robber shouted to everyone in the Bank: Dont move.The money belongs to the state.Your life belongs to youEveryone in the bank laid down quietly. 1) This is called Mind Changing Concept Changing the conventional way of thinking. :) ¤When a lady lay on the table Provocatively,the robber shouted at her: Please be civilized!This is a robbery and not a Rape :) 2)This is called Being Proffessional Focus only on what you are trained to do. ¤When the bank robbers returned home the younger robber(accounted-trained) told the older robber(who has only completed grade 6): Big Brother,lets count how much we gotThe older robber rebutted and said: You are very stupid.There is so much money, it will take us a long time to count.Tonight,the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank! 3)Boomers:This is called Experience Nowadays,experience is more Important than Paper Qualifications. ¤After the Robbers had left,the bank manager told the Bank Supervisor to call the police quickly.But the Supervisor said to him: Wait!Let us take out 10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the 70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank 4)Bona,This is called Swim with the tide Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage! ¤The Supervisor said: It will be good if there is a robbery every month 5)Ngithi:This is called Killing Boredom Personal Happiness is more Important than your job. :) ¤The next day,The TV news reported that 100 million was taken from the Bank. ¤The Robbers counted but they could only count 20 million.The robbers complained: We Risked Our Lives and only took 20 million ¤The Bank manager took 80 milliom with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated Than to be a thief! 6)This is called Knowledge is worth as much as Gold! ¤The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery. 7)This is called Seizing the Opportunity Daring to Take Risks! Boomers:Intelligence without knowledge is like a gun without a bullet its useless. Boom I Said: :) #Kushguy :putnam:
Posted on: Thu, 04 Dec 2014 11:55:47 +0000

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