Packer Fan Application: NAME_________________________ CB HANDLE_______________ MOBILE HOME COLOR: _____TWO-TONE, BROWN & WHITE _____TWO-TONE, PINK & WHITE _____FADED NECK SHADE: _____LIGHT RED _____MED. RED _____DARK RED MODEL OF PICKUP TRUCK_____________ SIZE OF TIRES_________________________ NUMBER OF TEETH EXPOSED (WITH FULL GRIN) – UPPER_____ LOWER_____ LENGTH OF RIGHT LEG_____ LENGTH OF LEFT LEG_____ NOTE: TO BE ACCEPTED YOU MUST BE HONEST AND YOU MUST BE ABLE TO CHECK AT LEAST 20 ITEMS FROM THE QUESTIONS BELOW. YOU MAY CHECK MORE THAN ONE ITEM PER QUESTION. 1. I AM IN LOVE WITH: _____ MY BROTHERS WIFE _____ MOTHER-IN-LAW _____ 2. MY FAVORITE MUSIC: _____COUNTRY _____WESTERN 3. MY FAVORITE MEAL: _____HEAD CHEESE AND OLD STYLE _____VENISON SAUSAGE AND OLD STYLE _____CHEESE CURDS AND OLD STYLE _____SEVEN COURSE DINNER (BRAT AND SIX PACK) 4. PREFERRED WEAPON: _____12 GAUGE SHOTGUN _____TIRE IRON _____FOREHEAD _____CHAIN SAW _____ICE AUGER _____BEER BOTTLE 5. PRIMARY AUTO: _____’67 FORD GALAXY _____’67 FORD GALAXY WITH TRANSMISSION _____’67 FORD GALAXY WITH CHEVY TRANSMISSION _____’67 FORD GALAXY WITH CHEVY TRANSMISSION AND ’71 BUICK ENGINE 6. I USUALLY GREET PEOPLE BY SAYING: _____”YA HEY DERE” _____”DEM PACKERS IS PLAYING LIKE A BUNCH OF OLD WOMEN” _____”DAY SHOULD TAKE DA WHOLE BUNCH A DEM MADISON LIBERALS AND JUST LINE ‘EM UP AND SHOOT ‘EM!” 7. I CAN COUNT TO: _____TEN (10) _____TWENTY (20) (WITH SHOES OFF) 8. PICK ONE: _____SOMEONE IS HELPING ME READ THIS _____SOMEONE IS READING THIS TO ME 9. FAVORITE READING: FISHING FACTS _____BEER BOTTLE LABELS_____GUNS & AMMO _____TRACTOR MANUALS 10. THINGS IN MY FRONT YARD: _____CAR ON BLOCKS_____VARIOUS KITCHEN APPLIANCES_____TRANSMISSIONS _____DEER HANGING FROM TREE (IN SEASON) _____DEER HANGING FROM TREE (OUT OF SEASON) 11. MY FAVORITE FEMALE IN THE WORLD IS: _____MY MOM _____MY SISTER _____BOTH, CAUSE I THINK MY SISTER IS MY MOM 12. I MOSTLY WEAR: _____POLYESTER LEISURE SUITS _____PACKERS BELT BUCKLE _____PACKERS HAT 13. THE MOST MEMORABLE EVENT I EVER ATTENDED: _____LAKE TOMAHAWK CREW CUT CHAMPIONSHIPS _____MIOCQUA MOOSE CALLING COMPETITION _____CARP QUEEN BEAUTY CONTEST _____SPREAD EAGLE PROCTOLOGISTS CONVENTION_____OMSGA OUTBOARD MOTOR REPAIR FINALS 14. MY FAVORITE ENTERTAINMENT IS: _____DEER HUNTING WHILE DRINKING _____WATCHING GREEN ACRES WHILE DRINKING _____SNOWMOBILING WHILE DRINKING_____ICE FISHING WHILE DRINKING SIGNED BY:________________________________________________ DATE:_______________________________
Posted on: Thu, 29 Aug 2013 05:58:33 +0000
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