Pageant Night Miss Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion. The FINALISTS : Miss America Miss Spain Miss Britain Miss Philippines Miss Iran Miss India QUESTION : Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ in your country? MS. AMERICA : Well, I would say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. QUESTION : Why do you say that? MS. AMERICA : Because it stands everytime it sees a woman..... (Applause!.... Applause!) QUESTION : Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country? MS. SPAIN : Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight. QUESTION : Why do you say that? MS. SPAIN : Because it charges everytime it sees an opening. (Applause!... Applause!) QUESTION : Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country? MS. BRITAIN : Male organs in our country are like Shakespearian actors. QUESTION : Why do you say that? MS. BRITAIN : Because it cries after every performance. (Applause!... Applause!) QUESTION : Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in your country? MS. IRAN : Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves QUESTION : And why do you say that? MS. IRAN : Because they always enter through the back door..... (Applause!... Applause!) QUESTION : Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country? MS. INDIA : Well, I can say that a male organ in India is like a labourer. QUESTION : Why do you say that? MS. INDIA : Because it works day and night.... (Applause!..Applause!) QUESTION: Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country? MS. PHILIPPINES : Ahh...well, opcors, hihihihi...I can say dat male organs in our country are like chismis... QUESTION : Chismis??? MS. PHILIPPINES : Ayy! Sorry... Its ano, ahh kuwan...it means GOSSIP in our language. QUESTION : Hmm... Interesting comparison. And why do you say that? MS.PHILIPPINES : Ayy...Dyahe!!!!Hi hi hi hi hi hi...Kasi....I mean because it passes from mouth to mouth.. (STANDING OVATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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