Pain. Today I was installing a big ass sliding door, I had my step ladder balanced precariously on some rough ground outside. Whilst gallantly suspended from the top step inserting a screw through the head of the frame, my balance was compromised, and over it went with my ass still on it. After my left arm pumbled into the rough ground below, and my legs went flying up into the air in a dying fly fashion. Two of the dudes onsite rushed to my aid and asked if I was okay. Not wishing to compromise my self obsessed, egotistical, macho muscle bound hard ass construction worker persona, I jumped to my feet, brushed myself off and told them I was fine. They didnt see the part immediately after when I took my sorry ass to the Porta can and cried incessantly holding my poor bruised limb for a half hour.
Posted on: Sat, 05 Jul 2014 05:34:56 +0000
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