Parody of Sir Mix-a-Lot “Books Got That” On, my, shelf, baby, look at that book It’s so big, that’s what I like Pinned up against those bookends But who collects print books these days? *scoffs* They all got e-readers, digital readers They ever enter a bookstore, or just the nook store? I’m in love, that book, it’s just so big! You don’t like it, you’re a hater, give you a paper cut You be like – ouch! Books! Movies versions always such… crap! I like big books without them I might die You other readers will verify That when a librarian walks in, and she has placed A new book in its place You get stung, reach into your trouser cuff Looking for your wallet, hoping you have enough Envying all the books that shelf is bearing You’ve looked, now you’re glaring Oh, booky, I wanna read thru you, You’re an adventure Your pages, they warm me And your binding has got me climbing Up a ladder, because you’re on the top shelf You say you wanna get in my cart? Well choose me, amuse me You ain’t like the average movie Movies are just ranting, Books are enchanting. Dust jacket, got me beset Got me reading, like a super jet I’m tired of movie screens Ruining good books, Hollywood fiends That’s why they need to make the final movie Part one and part two Can’t do a book justice in 120 min Novellas (ah!), novellas (ah!) Has your girlfriend got a book (well duh!) Tell her to read it (read it!), read it! (read it!) Read that beautiful book Books… got… that! Books got that! Books abound, they’re big Got you porkin’ like a pig Can’t get enough, you can read em with a candle, But be careful, they’re flammable Read em when you’re home alone And, uh, read up, uh, yeah. I ain’t talking about small things, Small books are for girls and boys Yours has gotta be thick and groovy Get in that reader’s bubble Anyone interrupts you, they’ll be in trouble I’m reading, stay out of my air bubble Don’t like the book covers with movie photos Showing those poorly casted characters from Hollywood studios Messing up all the characters, the reader knows Had enough of these videos I’m a nerd, a bookstore frequenter, from January to December I won’t keep empty book shelving It’s gotta be filled, from the floor to the ceiling Reading Breaking Dawn, Hunger Games got it going on, Don’t tell my mom, but I think 50 Shades is awesome Loved Harry Potter, wanna play quidditch, I could go outside, but I’d rather stay Cuz I’m trapped in a book, and I’m almost done I’ve got my fiction on, So readers! (Yeah!) Readers! (Yeah!) If you’re in your 8’s or your 80’s (Yeah!) Then take a book, open it up! It’s got the words, you’ve got the eyes So read it up! Read it up! Yeah, readers, books prevail. TV don’t got nothing To this reading sensation, channel 6, 26, 36, only makes me sick! Books can take you to places, to Uganda, or a sauna in Rwanda, Whatever your favorite genre, baby that’s your nirvana. Know you’re gonna, fall in love One on one, fun You can read sitting up, or lying down But don’t give up on that book Not till you’ve read it whole Don’t tell me that book ain’t no good I’ve read it and wanna re-live it Give it back, I wanna re-read it My welcome mat, is a book that says welcome back Can’t beat that! Cuz your library is small, it’s got me freakin’ Without any books on your shelf, your house be stinkin’ That case is full of old DVDs You’re missing out on such a good thing Hear me, I’m a reader, library’s got me on a waiting list See the size of my “to-read” list Read New Moon by candlelight Finished Goblet of Fire in one night So readers, if you’re lost get found In the joys of a big book, settle down Dial 1-900-READS-A-LOT Go on goodreads and share your thoughts Books Got That! Slow in the middle but the endings all whack! Slow in the middle but the endings all whack! Slow in the middle but the endings all whack! Slow in the middle but the endings all whack!
Posted on: Tue, 28 Jan 2014 21:49:16 +0000
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