Part 3 of preparing for parenthood... Test 5: Cars 1. Forget the BMW. Buy a practical estate car or people carrier 2. Buy a chocolate ice cream cone and put it in the glove compartment. Leave it there. 3. Get a coin. Insert it into the CD player. 4. Take a box of chocolate biscuits; mash them into the back seat. 5. Run a garden rake along both sides of the car. Test 6: Going for a walk a. Wait. b. Go out the front door. c. Come back in again. d. Go out. e. Come back in again. f. Go out again. g. Walk down the front path. h. Walk back up it. i. Walk down it again. j. Walk very slowly down the road for five minutes. k. Stop, inspect minutely and ask at least 6 questions about every piece of used chewing gum, dirty tissue and dead insect along the way. l. Retrace your steps. m. Scream that you have had as much as you can stand until the neighbours come out and stare at you. n. Give up and go back into the house. You are now just about ready to try taking a small child for a walk.
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