Pen Letter To All Wives And Girlfriends As Regards The Fifa 2014 World Cup Dear SweetheartsThe Fifa World Cup is close by, so let me give you a few rules that will help us during the months of June and July: 1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole month. 2. Tell all your friends not to give birth or wed on any of the days during the World Cup because we wont go! 3. You support the teams that I support. 4. No talking during the game, wait for half-time or end of the game. 5. Repeats and highlights are as good asthe main match, so Im gonna watch them too. 6. We can see movies/home videos provided actors and actresses are wearing soccer jerseys and they are in Brazil. 7. You dont just pass in front of the TV if am watching any match, you better freeze where you are or crawl on the floor. 8. Make sure you dont ask silly questions such as; is this Chelsea versus England? 9. No funny faces to my friends when they come to watch a match with me. 10. Smile every time EXCEPT when my team is Losing, OR ELSE!!!You are Warned! 11. When you see Christiano Ronaldo playing for Portugal, dont ask stupid question as in why Real Madrid sold him to Portugal. * Anything similar about question 8 & 11 deserves a slap. Jointly signed by Husbands and Boyfriends #worldcupfever
Posted on: Tue, 03 Jun 2014 07:38:23 +0000
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