*Phone rings* I see its a 773 number -Me: who dis? What you want? I aint got no money -Him: aye can I speak to Morgan -Me: who dis? -Him: Ciara? *looks at the phone its obviously a dude voice* -Me: aint no Morgan u got the wrong number -Him: damn wtf again bruh *I started feeling sorry for the nigga* -Me: look bruh she light skin? -Him: yea -Me: she cute thick wit a big 4head? -Him: *thinks for a minute* yea -Me: look from experience leave light skin women alone. They rude disrespectful dont return phone calls and spawns of Satan! Get you a medium or dark skin girl. She dont have to be the cutest because beauty is only a light switch away. -Him: damn thats real.....aye can I call you for more advice like down the way (dumb nigga meant in the future) -Me: hell nah nigga first off u interrupting my 2k time second you bringing back bad memories of the light skins that played me 3rd tell them loud ass kids shut the hell up you cant be tryna talk to a female wit a school bus full of criminals in yo background nigga get off my phone -Him: iight good lookin tho for real I been tryna get at this girl for a.... *click* MORAL OF THE STORY GIVE A NIGGA AN INCH AND THEY TAKE A MILE
Posted on: Fri, 28 Nov 2014 21:06:29 +0000
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