Physics would have been much easier... If... If... If... If... The tree itself had fallen on newton’s head instead of the apple..!! **************************************** Which is the most dangerous alphabet of all? “W !! B’coz all worries start with w Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? War! And finally Wife....! ************************************ How newton died? He died after seen south Indian movies... Because he couldn’t bear Rajnikant breaking all the law of physics which he made... **************************************** Moral of the movie robot- A girl can not only spoil a man but even machines! ************************************ A sign at petrol pump... Plz ... dont smoke here ... Your life may be worthless, but petrol certainly isnt...! ********************************** The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at girl. It begins when she turn back and gives a smile. ***************************************** Imagine U & I join NASA After 1 month The Americans will have to change the name from NASA to... sarvanasa ***************************************** The trouble with the world is that, The stupid’s are full of confidence and the intelligents are full of doubts ****************************************** A student grabbed a coin, flipped it in the air & said, “Head, I go to sleep.” Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study. ************************************************ You know a crazy fact of today’s generation: Once upon a time, girls used to cook like their mothers. But now they drink like their fathers...!!! 1 Saasu maa Apne 3 Damado ka pyar dekhne ke liye dariya me kud gayi 1st damad ne bacha liya... . . Saas ne use Car di 2nd day fir kudi.2nd damad ne bachaya, to bike mili. 3rd day fir kudi . . .3rd damad ne sochaCycle hi reh gayi hai, kya faydaAur saas doob gayi. Agle din us damad ko Mercedes mili..Kaise...??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Sasur ne di...
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