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Pick up lines. - - - - - Are you a wrench because you make my nuts tighten. My dick died, can I bury it in your ass? Is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants. Are you from Tennessee? Because youre the only ten I see! If time is beauty, then your name must be eternity. Did you fall from heaven and hit every branch of the beauty tree? I normally dont date people cuter then me, but I think I could make an exception for you.. Are you a broom, because youve swept me off my feet. Are you stairs? Because Im falling for you. I think my eyes are broken, I cant take them off of you. You must be a hurricane, because youve blown me away. If you were trash, id take you out anyday. If you were a booger, id pick you first. Out of all the stars in the sky, you were the first to catch my eye. I lost my number, can I have yours? Is your father a priest? Because you look like a godess. - - Your welcome//
Posted on: Tue, 21 Oct 2014 03:50:22 +0000

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