Please find below a short story based on a true story that took place recently somewhere inside the M25 (UK). Ehen! Host: Hello! Welcome! Come in! Sit down! So lovely to see you. What can I offer you to drink? Tea? Coffee? Guest: Oh thanks so much! Tea please. Host: Which tea? English breakfast? Herbal? Guest: Herbal please. Have you got Green tea? Host: Yes I do. Normal or Decaf Green tea? Guest: Decaf Green tea please. Is it Organic? Host: Actually I do have Decaf, Organic Green Tea. Guest: Oh Great! Sorry to be a pain. Is it fair-trade? Host: Let me have a look. Oh Yes. It is fair-trade, Decaf, Organic Green Tea. Do you want it plain, with sugar, or a sweetener? Guest: Mmmmmm…. Do you have Honey? Host: Yes I have honey. I’ll go make it then… Guest: Just a minute. Is the Honey Organic? Host: Yes the Honey is Organic… and actually it is fair-trade as well. Guest: Fabulous! Host: I’ll go put the kettle on then. Guest: Just before you do that.. Can I check … what kind of Honey is it? Is it Manuka? I shall make the executive decision of ending this short story here. What do you think the Host’s reply was? And how do you think the story ended?
Posted on: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 09:57:30 +0000
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