Pls friends o , my naija people and friends of nigeria REJOICE witht me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finally…I f0und mia S0UL MATE………d stupid haircream was under mia bed! Happy Bad-Day!! Akpos: Happy Birthday Sweetie Girl: Thanks so much baby…So what’s my birthday gift? Akpos: (pointing) Can you see that red BMW parked over there? Girl: Oh my God!….yes….yes…yes…I can’t believe this… Akpos: I bought you a toothbrush of the same colour… Girl: Na THUNDER go fire you! Akpos baba!!! Naija Tori dictionary definitions: -Stupidity is when a man sleeps with c0untless Ladies with0ut c0nd0ms but still carries his 0wn clipper to the barber’s sh0p . -RACISM is when a white BB Bold 6 cost more than a black BBBold 6. -NEMESIS is when you submit your answer sheet with your expo inside. -A WITCH is that girl that eats nkwobi, fish pepper soup, shawama, suya, chicken, smirnoff, fayrous & when you take her home she says sorry I’m on my period. -OVERSABI is when you are eating salad with a girl & she says ‘honey, this food no done’. -OLODO is when you are in a plane with a guy & he says ‘honey I’m hot, can you please roll down the glass’ -STINGYNESS is when you finish reading this and you refuse to like & share
Posted on: Sat, 26 Jul 2014 18:05:50 +0000
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