Points to ponder... Did you know....Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.... A mans home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Practice safe eating - always use condiments. Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red. When two egotists meet, its an I for an I. A bicycle cant stand on its own because it is two tired. Whats the definition of a will? (Its a dead give-away.) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. Every calendars days are numbered. A lot of money is tainted - taint yours and taint mine. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. He had a photographic memory that was never developed. A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large. Once youve seen one shopping centre, youve seen a mall. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. Santas helpers are subordinate clauses. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
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