Poland Update: Today at 5am I was assaulted for the first time on Erasmus. Now some may think instantly that I was out drinking and partying and something went wrong there but oh no no no no... It was something even more sinister. I was viciously attacked for no reason at all in the comfort of my own bed by 4 retarded, possibly drunk Spaniards who thought it prudent to start throwing objects from my room at me whilst I lay there. The items that then proceeded to smack me in the face were as follows; An empty McDonalds box My passport My USB stick The thing that stops our table wobbling A dirty fork and teaspoon And last but not least, a dirty dinner plate which smacked me square on the nose. Needless to say blood was shed on this night. I think only my own sadly. I want to say I got a few good punches in but that would be a lie. Adopting the fetal position does not work. I repeat, adopting the fetal position does not work.
Posted on: Tue, 18 Jun 2013 04:11:08 +0000
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