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Polaže Mujo vozački ispit po deseti put. Moli on instruktora da ga pusti, a ovaj mu kaže: - "U redu pustit ću te ako mi odgovoriš na tri pitanja! Prvo: voziš u tunelu i vidiš kako ti dva svetla idu ususret. Šta je to?" - "Pa automobil." - kaže Mujo. - "Da, ali koji, Golf, BMW, Opel?" Mujo ćuti. - "Dobro, evo drugo pitanje: isto voziš u tunelu i vidiš da ti u susret idu četiri svetla, šta je to?" - "Pa kamion!" - "Da ali kakav Volvo, Scania, Isuzu?"" Mujo iznerviran kaže instruktoru: - "Mogu li da ja vama postavim jedno pitanje, pa ako ne znate odgovor da me pustite?!" - "Može!" - "Evo ovako: vozite po autoputu, kad vidite pored autoputa stoji zgodna lepa žena, napadno našminkana, oskudno obučena, ko je ona?" - "Pa kurva!" - kaže instruktor. - 'Da, ali koja, tvoja mater, sestra ili zena?' :D :D :D

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