Police are like ants: they leave their pheromones on you so that other p*** know to f*** with you later. Like how people who get struck by lightning are more likely to get struck again. Yesterday on the northeast corner of central park I was detained again en-route to a rehearsal and maybe through acrobatic rhetorics of cocktailed deference and disgust was able to depart with my wrists unglued from one another for the first time in maybe a year of cop encounters. So, kudos NYPD to stopping a white person for once, but seriously we need more criminals in the city cause they force is obviously getting itchy and the ratios are whey offf. #qualityolifemyass. I was biking in full drag with my cone helmet on and they actually said maybe you should try conforming just a little bit and I was like uh, no are you serious? god. amerika. I also just happened to be blasting Fight the Power from my little speaker for most of the interaction: https://youtube/watch?v=8PaoLy7PHwk
Posted on: Thu, 12 Jun 2014 21:39:33 +0000
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