Pops just called: Michael, I just got your message on the phone. Me: I left that Friday morning. Pops: Oh. You couldnt get into the house? Me: What? My message said to call me if you figure out how to retrieve your messages. Pops: I dont know how to get them. Me: You just told me you heard my message. Pops: I was trying to call this broad and I got your message. Me: Its almost 10. Dont be calling people this late at night. What are you doing up anyway? Pops: I went to sleep at 2. Your sister told me to go see a movie so I did. Then I came back and went to sleep. I woke up and remembered that this broad loaned me her husbands cane two days ago and I forgot to give it back so I wanted to call and tell her. Me: Does her husband have another cane hes using. Pops: I dont think so. Hes dead. Me: Does she live there in your complex? Pops: Yeah. Me: Well, dont call her this late. Just go over to her apartment tomorrow and give it back. Its not polite to call people after 8pm. Pops: Ok. Now Im going to be up all night. Me: Thats what you get for going to sleep at 2. Promise me youll stop calling people tonight. Pops: Ok, but if they call me Im going to answer it. Me: Yes, you go ahead and answer all the calls you get tonight. Thats fine. Now, hang the phone up, turn on the tv and dont think about the dead guys cane anymore. Pops: Ill bet he doesnt even need a cane where he is. Me: Yeah, I doubt that he needs one in heaven. Pops: Heaven? He was a prick. Hes burning in hell. Me: Goodbye dad.
Posted on: Mon, 15 Dec 2014 04:57:20 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015